Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition (by Exploding Kittens) Board Game

Description

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition is an adult party game similar toTaboo® where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words andphrases. The catch is that they are only allowed to use single-syllable words.Get ready to make grandma blush as you try to get her to guess phrases like“nudist beach,” “mile high club,” or “banana hammock,” but becareful! If you use any words with more than one syllable, the other team getsto bop you with the 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick. Of course, getting hit with abig club might be a little too familiar for our Neanderthal friends!

It’s the perfect game for those who want to unleash their inner caveman orwoman and make some hilarious caveman jokes. Who knows, you might even learnsome new words and phrases that your ancient ancestors would approve of.

The NSFW edition features explicit content for ages 17+. And with over800 double-sided cards, you can keep the party going for hours! It takes lessthan 5 minutes to learn and only 15 minutes to play, so you can get back toyour caveman chores in no time. Each game includes an instruction manual,200 cards, 1 sand timer, 2 game boards, and 1 inflatable Spank Stick. Justdon't let the other team catch you cheating, or you might end up getting spankedmore than once!

Delivery

Delivery Rates
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Delivery Times
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As a result of courier delays the current standard delivery times for In Stock products using Australia Post are as follows: